
Saturday, May 22, 2010
A Bronte Sister Summer

Monday, January 26, 2009
Old Stuff Fettish Masturbation Material
You know what’s fun? Vintage nudie mags!
This Playboy and Penthouse are from the early eighties, and there is nothing so relaxing and absorbing as opening one up and time traveling to another decade. Something about old magazines really feel like a time portal to the past because it's like you're really looking through the eyes of someone from 1982 and seeing what's new, what's in style, and what is on the collective consciousness' mind.
It’s so easy to get lost in a magazine, looking at the fashion ads, or seeing the way they consider "cutting edge" technology, or even noticing the cultural differences Then vs. Now. It’s too funny. I’m not going to publish any graphic pictures here, but let’s say that those reflected some cultural differences too!
One major cultural difference is the way cigarettes are advertised and considered. Apparently in the early 80's, cigarettes are outdoorsy, athletic, and American!
Newports are like a deep breath of crisp mountain air. Not quite consistent with our modern idea of what breathing in cigarette smoke is comparable to!
There is also a trend of equating tobacco products with nature. Smoking seems to be what healthy active outdoorsy people did.
Equating cigarettes with a love of the outdoors is a bit different from today's idea of environmental bonding, which does not typically involve endorsing major tobacco companies! Apparently Camel is a masculine cigarette, as is Kent (which I've never heard of so I question whether they survived).
Look how healthy and athletic this sexy Rob Lowe lookalike is. First he is going to smoke that cigarette, then he is going to run a half marathon. You should too.
Winston seems to be suggesting that smoking is a patriotic experience, and that true salt of the earth hardworking Americans know which brand to choose.
Salem is the brand for cool young healthy fun-loving adults who can simultaneously be attractive, have adventures, and wear amazing ensembles while smoking.
As for the fashion, while I used to put my nose up to what I call eightiestastic looks, lately I love it all, and understandably the "Fashion Forecast" from Playboy is completely mouthwatering to me.
Check out this puffed sleeved red blouse! I would wear that in a heartbeat. Not to mention these shoes:
But perhaps my favorite part about pouring over old publications like these is the whole “don’t see that anymore” factor that makes these magazines so much fun. Like men’s fashion for instance. Nowadays I don’t think it’s considered cool for men to contemplate too hard over the shape and style of their underwear nor to be so darn classy and steamy in general!
Early eighties idea of pure drop dead sexiness.
And check out this advertisement for boots!! O.J. selling boots? A classic case of "don't see that anymore" fun. This is just bizarre to look at these days... does he have three legs? Just another example of the surprises waiting between the glossy big-haired covers of eighties magazines!
And let's just come out and say that everything involving technology is hilarious. Shiny state of the art cassettes bring me back to my childhood!

And notice how boxy and cumbersome the technologically advanced shapes were... Try to imagine when bulky squareness was the epitome of what new age technology looked like.
And don't even get me started on telephones Then vs. Now.

Plato thought that literacy was destructive to human intelligence because if we write our history, we no longer have to store it in our minds to remember it for future generations. The more "advanced" we seem, the less advanced we actually become. Apply that to innovations in technology and I think I see Plato's point. The smarter our machines get, the stupider we become... In any case, I'm glad literacy was invented; otherwise we would have been deprived this lovely mini-voyage into an era past that these 1983 artifacts allowed us to participate in!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Old Stuff Fettish Masturbation Material
Figuratively, of course:
How sweet is this vintage Newsweek from 1945?

My dad gave it to me the other day, and it was published only months after the end of WWII. It’s fun to look at the ads and see how saturated in wartime feeling everything is.
If you read the text, it’s an ad from the phone company back when people shared lines and had to wait their turn for operators to place their calls.

I love this color picture, it looks and feels like a Norman Rockwell painting, and shows the post WWII attitude towards veterans. Notice the little kid holding a toy airplane, how the soldier is a rosy-cheeked child-loving fresh young hero.
It’s fun to see 1945’s idea of cutting edge technology, like this contraption which is essentially a humongous non-portable tape recorder.

Or this one of a car with automatic drive.
Naturally I love all of the ads that feature women,
I especially like the ones that show how during the war years they became incorporated into the work-force.
Then there are the celebrity photos which show that even more than 60 years ago, the public still liked to know how the better half live!



Friday, January 2, 2009
Inspiration in the checkout line
is to blame! This picture and link are for the book, which I definitely want because it comes with removable prints! Mine is just the magazine, I suppose it's a sample of the book, with 100 pictures. I saw it while waiting in line and it immediately caught my eye amongst the Soap Opera minimags and the Britney Spears-adorned Glamour's, and I knew I had to have it! It was the last one which also told me it was meant to be mine, and it's the best $11.00 I've spent this...week. If you like looking at old pictures, you should definitely run to the grocery store or CVS and just get it. You can see some of the pictures Here.

I LOOOVE this picture of a teenager in 1951. Kind of inspiring for an outfit, I especially like the ankle socks with the loafers. If you can't tell, I've been liking the way socks look with shoes lately! The pic is by Gordon Parks and is of Toni Riddleberger, btw.
And beyond these fashion inspiring pictures, there are just plain humanly inspiring ones there too. Definitely worth looking at. See a whole archive of old LIFE photos courtesy of google HERE!